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Who do I contact if my items haven’t been delivered?
Your shrink, as you clearly have issues.
Can I get a refund if my items arrive faulty?
If you receive anything from coldmocha.com it would be a miracle.
Where did the name coldmocha come from?
Well, I sat racking my brain for ages trying to think of a name and my drink got cold. So I ordered another one. I also had fish and chips, which was pretty nice. The weather was cold that day too and I had a bit of a cough. Then one day I was on a bus and the name just came to me.
Are you a Muslim/Moslem/Moozlim/Musselmaan/etc?
Yes. Although, I prefer the first spelling.
Does that mean your posts will be Muslimified?
Most likely, but not necessarily consciously. It's part of my natural makeup so it will obviously transpire in much of what I say. And no, I don't wear makeup.